Scene: a studio - a Top Producer and a Mixer are listening to their latest "trangressive" electrofag dance track...
*The beauty of this princess, if only the mundanes knew...*
Mixer: So, what do you think?
Producer: I'm not sure... Why don't we turn up the AutoFag, and see how it sounds?
Mixer: You want me to increase the FagLyric too?
Producer: Check - and the FagLyric...
(Mixer turns up AutoFag and FagLyric)
(Higher, camper pitch) *I'm such a pretty T-Girl, I wanna suck your cock...*
Producer: Hmmm - still not faggy enough... *pause*... Okay - it's a crazy idea...but it just might work. I want you to turn the AutoFag and the FagLyric up as far as they'll go...
Mixer: Are you crazy? The general public - they're not ready for that level of faggotry!
Producer (looks up at Mixer): Just do it...
(Mixer shrugs and turns AutoFag and FagLyric all the way up...)
(Prissy falsetto) *I want my man-clit in a chathtity cage, I want you to (falsetto rises to a shriek) fuck me up the aaaaatttthhhhh...*
*POP!*
(Pause, as Mixer replaces the shattered studio lightbulb... Mixer returns to mixing desk and pauses. Stares at Producer...)
Mixer: My God, you're a genius.
Producer: Well, it was a crazy idea - but it works. Now - get onto Fag Idol, and tell 'em this year's single is ready!
Mixer (heading off): You want me to phone multimedia and tell 'em to start work on the video?
Producer: Right! Tell 'em to find a dozen well-hung bodybuilders within the next half hour - and a tube of KY!
(Producer turns to vocal booth...)
Producer: Drayton? Get yourself ready - we got a Number One video to shoot!
(Cut to vocal booth...)
Luis (bass-driven growl): Wicked, man! I'm gonna be a motherfuckin' POP STAR! (Starts furiously flipping wrist, working lower jaw up and down, and clenching and unclenching buttocks ...)
*The beauty of this princess, if only the mundanes knew...*
Mixer: So, what do you think?
Producer: I'm not sure... Why don't we turn up the AutoFag, and see how it sounds?
Mixer: You want me to increase the FagLyric too?
Producer: Check - and the FagLyric...
(Mixer turns up AutoFag and FagLyric)
(Higher, camper pitch) *I'm such a pretty T-Girl, I wanna suck your cock...*
Producer: Hmmm - still not faggy enough... *pause*... Okay - it's a crazy idea...but it just might work. I want you to turn the AutoFag and the FagLyric up as far as they'll go...
Mixer: Are you crazy? The general public - they're not ready for that level of faggotry!
Producer (looks up at Mixer): Just do it...
(Mixer shrugs and turns AutoFag and FagLyric all the way up...)
(Prissy falsetto) *I want my man-clit in a chathtity cage, I want you to (falsetto rises to a shriek) fuck me up the aaaaatttthhhhh...*
*POP!*
(Pause, as Mixer replaces the shattered studio lightbulb... Mixer returns to mixing desk and pauses. Stares at Producer...)
Mixer: My God, you're a genius.
Producer: Well, it was a crazy idea - but it works. Now - get onto Fag Idol, and tell 'em this year's single is ready!
Mixer (heading off): You want me to phone multimedia and tell 'em to start work on the video?
Producer: Right! Tell 'em to find a dozen well-hung bodybuilders within the next half hour - and a tube of KY!
(Producer turns to vocal booth...)
Producer: Drayton? Get yourself ready - we got a Number One video to shoot!
(Cut to vocal booth...)
Luis (bass-driven growl): Wicked, man! I'm gonna be a motherfuckin' POP STAR! (Starts furiously flipping wrist, working lower jaw up and down, and clenching and unclenching buttocks ...)
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